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Critical Thinking Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Critical Thinking Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.05 USD
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Express your sharp wit and independent thought with this Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, featuring the clever and sarcastic print: "I Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking – Y’all Seem So Happy." Combining comfort with a thought-provoking message, this sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who values critical thinking and isn’t afraid to challenge the status quo.

Key Features:

  • Premium Fabric Blend: Made from a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²), this medium-heavy fabric provides warmth and softness, perfect for cooler weather. Heather Sport colors are made from a 60% polyester and 40% cotton blend, giving a stylish textured look.
  • Classic Fit & Crewneck Style: The ribbed knit collar ensures the sweatshirt retains its shape after each wash, while the classic crewneck design offers a comfortable and relaxed fit.
  • Durable Design: Featuring double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs, this sweatshirt is built to last and withstand regular wear and tear.
  • Itch-Free Comfort: Enjoy maximum comfort with the side-seam-free construction and tear-away label, eliminating any discomfort or irritation.
  • Sustainably Made: Crafted with 100% ethically grown US cotton, this sweatshirt is produced with sustainability in mind, following the US Cotton Trust Protocol. The OEKO-TEX-certified dyes ensure minimal environmental impact.

Why You'll Love It: Perfect for those who see through the noise and value independent thought, this sweatshirt combines humor with a bold message. Its comfortable fit and durable design make it ideal for everyday wear, whether you're out making a statement or just relaxing at home.

Wear It with Confidence: This unisex crewneck sweatshirt is a great conversation starter and a fun way to showcase your personality and values.

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Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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